But… But… But those promises are real! I see them all the time on TV! Vitamin pills. Wrinkle cream. Fitness gear! Why that kid jogging down the road was really Brian Edwards and the bouncy girl beside him was a Judy. If a wrinkleless Edwards and a bouncy Judy can get away with it, it must be true. Throw away your Fotoshop thingy and take what Brian and Judy take and stay young enough to be a new crop of policemen and doctors.
Terry Barrington January 12th, 2012 at 17:13
I work in the industry.
It’s a brilliant p&$$take. And it’s true.
Which makes it a little sad.
Make that “A lot sad”.
I haven’t used a photo of anything in the last few years that hasn’t been photoshopped……………..
Ianmac January 12th, 2012 at 18:00
But… But… But those promises are real! I see them all the time on TV! Vitamin pills. Wrinkle cream. Fitness gear! Why that kid jogging down the road was really Brian Edwards and the bouncy girl beside him was a Judy. If a wrinkleless Edwards and a bouncy Judy can get away with it, it must be true. Throw away your Fotoshop thingy and take what Brian and Judy take and stay young enough to be a new crop of policemen and doctors.
Kate January 12th, 2012 at 21:40
Brilliant! So funny and (unfortunately) so true.
Darcy Blinkerdeane January 12th, 2012 at 21:56
Photoshop is artifice cloaked in artful deception.
Zinc January 12th, 2012 at 23:21
Looks like my life – but in reverse.
Helen January 13th, 2012 at 06:35
Thanks, Judy. Brilliant parody, love the pronunciation of adobe and the “claim” it won’t ‘rub off’. If only!